PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.